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July 2007 Reviews
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ACOMA: NEW WORLD ORDER-SELF RELEASED CD

No. I racked my brain looking for a better way to start my thoughts on Acoma’s ‘New World Order,’ but when quite literally every aspect of a band is awful, I find little recourse but to make like a Christian School prom date and just say “no.” Firstly, the least endearing aspect of this band is easily the vocalist. He spends the entire album doing a half-cocked Phil Anselmo (Down era) impression, and manages to not even get that, a seemingly common copycat, completely down. The rest of the band sounds like a group of guys who have been playing their given instrument long enough to not be embarrassing, but not nearly long enough to even be ok. The entire band seems like they picked up the Metallica 1990-98 discography and put it through a mid-era Pantera and Godsmack filter. Yeah, that bad. This is the stuff that eternal local opening bands are made of. Not anywhere near good, and doomed to the local circuit. It seems that a trip back to the drawing board is in order. www.myspace.com/acoma1 Eric Bryan



AKERCOCKE: ANTICHRIST-EARACHE RECORDS

I hate to begin any review on a negative note, but it can’t be avoided I’m afraid.

Akercocke really seemed to try its hand at death-metal-meeting-Satan music on its fifth and newest release, “Antichrist”, but, sadly, it missed the mark for me. The guttural vocals were an instant turn-off to me because they are in the same vein as Cannibal Corpse, and Six Feet Under, which I personally can’t stand on any level! If you’re going to use the “growl” effectively, it might be best to actually make the lyrics decipherable. Metal music is the thinker’s melody and as such should let the listener be a part of the intelligent art of said artists. When it’s a puddle of mud that leaves more questions than answers the point is lost. While I don’t lump this in the “silly” category with Beherit’s “Oath of the Black Blood” which, to me, was the equivalent of a grown man issuing barking noises into a microphone, it’s simply not holding my attention. Let’s face it, what passed for indecipherable vocals “back in the day” are long over and have been replaced by vocals that are enjoyable to listen to and understandable. To my trained ears these vocals do little more than distract me from an otherwise solid musical effort.

While some vocals are clean ala Mikael Akerfeldt there is absolutely no similarity other than that lone fact. Opeth, quite honestly, caught lightning in a bottle meshing 70s Prog classic sounds with Swedish death metal. While I’m sure Akercocke wasn’t trying to be another Opeth the clean vocals appear to be lesser than an Akerfeldt offering and the guttural “noise” severely lacks sincerity and flow. In short, it seems a lot of bands are trying that formula to much lesser degrees and success.

Musically the band is pretty damn good. The music moves along like an early Kreator Pleasure to Kill-era style with some modern styling tossed in for good measure. Had this been all instrumental I’d have enjoyed it so much more. This certainly isn’t for me vocally, and as a singer for 20-years the vocals are important to me, but to some fans the appeal may well be there and that’s cool. I wish I could say more on a positive note about “Antichrist”, but it just doesn’t do much for me to get past those damn vocals. However, I don’t hate it or even dislike it! Some tracks actually make up for what it lacks as in “The Promise” which wields a haunting, frightening whispering tone that would make Vincent Price a happy guy (if he were alive today, that is!). After that comes “My Apterous Angel” which has some solid vocals until that noise kicks in again and takes the life out of it for me. However, as I’ve said, what doesn’t work for me shouldn’t deter you from trying them out on your own if that vibe is what you’re into. After all, this CD has many solid moments throughout!

Akercocke hails from London, England and is comprised of Jason Mendonca - Guitar/Vocals, Matt Wilcock – Guitar, Peter Benjamin – Bass and David Gray – Drums. Give these guys a listen for yourself by checking out their MySpace or official sites. Then you can agree or think I suck – either way I win!

Seven Hammers out of ten hammers for the music alone! www.akercocke.com www.myspace.com/akercocke Chris Pratl

A LIFE ONCE LOST: IRON GAG-FERRET MUSIC

You know that band, that opening band on every tour you want to see, that’s full of young guys who desperately, desperately, want to be Lamb of God? Yeah, that’s these guys. A Life Once Lost is a band that is already dated. A modern massacre of southern rock, Pantera, and Lamb of God. If hair metal had to be paralleled, another musical movement forever dated to when it was created, these guys would be Firehouse. It doesn’t stick out, it doesn’t offend when compared to some other alike offenders, but it sure as hell sucks. It is the same speech with all of these bands, isn’t it? The musicianship is good, but there’s no execution. “Firewater Joyride” sounds like Down, “Worship” sounds like Lamb of God, and the rest sounds like an uncomfortable middle ground between the two. A Life Once Lost should remain lost, in the potter’s field that will be the early 2000’s. Maybe someone talented can play the funeral. www.alifeoncelost.com Eric Bryan

ANGELCORPSE: OF LUCIFER AND LIGHTNING-OSMOSE

Talk about bands that should’ve stayed away. The Re-united Angel Corpse should be one of those bands that you couldn’t say a bad thing about. Sure they were never the most original band in the world, biting from Morbid Angel was not only good enough for them but for me as well. I loved albums like ‘Exterminate’ and ‘The Inexorable’ and was really bummed when they split in 2000. So several years on the news of their getting back together traveled fast and I think any fan of theirs had high hopes for their comeback. We were treated to a US tour which showed the band was a bit rusty at the start, I’m sure that was straightened out as the tour progressed and at the show I picked up a copy of the new album. ‘Of Lucifer and Lightning’ is such a let down! I mean it’s boring, it sounds like shit and vocally it’s nothing like their original trilogy of releases. No I’m not saying it’s a different style of vocals, they’re just lacking the intensity of the early works. I’ve tried several times to get into this album and time after time I come away disappointed. The once mighty, war machine like band of the past have tarnished their legacy. Once in league with masters of the craft Angel Corpse drop down to mere mortals. This was supposed to be one of the highlights of my year, it’s not.

www.osmoseproductions.com =Tom=



ANNIHILATOR: METAL-SPV RECORDS

Jeff Waters has been kicking around in Annihilator for years. I remember buying Alice in Hell when it hit the shelf of my local indie store back when and I liked them then and I still like them! Annihilator is like fine wine, if you’ll pardon the terrible pun, but they do get better with age.


The latest release is called “Metal”. It’s aptly titled in that Waters has once again added another fine recording to the arsenal that is Annihilator. He pulled out all of the stops on this CD too, gathering some of the best names in metal to guest on it. The opening track called “Clown Paradise” screams with a Nevermore touch – mainly because Jeff Loomis is shredding on it. The next track, “Couple Suicide” features Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy) and Danko Jones (Danko Jones) vocalizing. The next track, “Army of One”, has good ol’ Steven “Lips” Kudlow from Anvil who sings his heart out about keeping the 80s alive and surviving the trends – Slayer, Metallica, Sabbath, Priest, Maiden and Megadeth are hailed throughout, and though it sounds cliché it’s great to hear someone yelling the praises of yesterday toady! The next track is “Downright Dominate” with Alexi Laiho from Children of Bodom, and while I’m not a Bodom fan at all this song is really good because, unlike Bodom, it contains no boring keyboards. “Smothered” follows and features Anders Bjorler from the Haunted. Again, not a fan of the Haunted, but the track is under the guide of Waters and Annihilator so it flows much like the rest of the CD, which is straight-forward metal assault. “Operation Annihilation” has another member of Arch Enemy lending his talents in Michael Amott and it shows, as his signature is all over the track. “Haunted” has Jesper Stromblad from In Flames. It’s very cool to see bands I’m not much of a fan of appearing here and impressing me, and the bat-to-the-head track is this one: fast, heavy and awesome! “Kicked” has Corey Beaulieu from Trivium on it and it’s another fine track on a strong album. As I said, it’s cool to hear bands I’m not into showing me something I can get into and dig. “Detonation” is next and features Jacob Lynam from Lynam – not bad. It’s slower-paced and a cool trip back to the late 80s, early 90s hard-n-heavy period. The CD ends with “Chasing the High” and has Willie Adler from Lamb of God. This track sounds like mallcore stuff I’m not into, but it has elements of old Annihilator fused within so I can’t say I dislike it and actually, geez help me, the guy’s vocals are tolerable. I’d also like to mention that Annihilator also consists of Dave Padden as vocalist and Mike Mangini drumming – they did a superb job and shouldn’t be overlooked.


Well, overall the CD gets a 9/10 – I enjoyed it throughout and didn’t feel let down by the Annihilator legacy one bit. It’s a nice addition to the catalog and your collection if you’re feeling nostalgic and like a modern twist for measure. www.annihilatormetal.com Chris Pratl


ARISE AND RUIN: THE FINAL DAWN-VICTORY RECORDS

I’ll be honest, I thought Arise and Ruin was going to be another Lamb of God or Trivium mallcore band playing that “nu-metal” that has, surprisingly, lasted a bit longer than I’d originally predicted. Yes, I hate that sound (and it all sounds the same) and that conception of forming a band aimed at a certain demographic and target audience and not for anything musically-related or relevant. It’s like New Kids n the Block for metal, and that’s a fact! I don’t think Arise and Ruin fall into that category, I’m happy to say.


Yes, the music is aggressive and skull-crushing at even a minimal volume, but it’s quite enjoyable and interesting. The band is from Canada and has already been riding the waves of a successful EP that’s making the rounds in the metal world. Some of the tunes on here remind me a bit of current-day Sepultura instrumentally with a bit of Pantera thrown in for good measure, while the vocals are “typical” growling and gruffness that are legible and not annoying. That’s not exactly easy to attain in today’s metal music market, but a few can pull it off and do so nicely.


Tracks on the CD are “Bound by Blood”, “The Final Dawn”, “End of the Road”, “To the Grind”, “Amidst Devils”, “Unbound”, “Always the Same”, “Pale Horse”, “In Life”, “Fear Itself”. Let me tell you, if “Working Man” was Rush’s answer for the 70s to the daily grind of employment, Arise and Ruin have created the newest one for the 21st century in “To the Grind”. Every one of us that have been beaten down at work by an employer, fellow workers, or just some asshat who meanders in and just screws up your freakin’ day – this song is for all of us! It seems that the band has created a CD filled with tunes for the everyman; the guys among us who “do the do” every day with no real light at the end except for a beer or a football game on the weekends. I can’t very well say it’s feel-good music because some of it makes me want to absolutely annihilate the next prick person that dares to look down his or her nose at me, but it’s feel-better music!


Nine out of ten for this – feel good on Friday night and pop this bastard in at 11! www.ariseandruin.com Chris Pratl


ASSKICKER: S/T-SELF RELEASED CD

Those following the scene will no doubt know there’s a Thrash Revival currently sweeping its way through the underground. From major releases from Municipal Waste and EvilE to the swelling underbelly of Merciless Death and Fueled By Fire, Thrash Metal is back and who knows, maybe it’ll continue and end up being bigger than ever? Regardless, the second I hit play on the self released, self-titled disc from Asskicker I got that feeling again. Mixing high octane thrash assaults and direct Billy Milano meets (Black Flag era) Henry Rollins vocals, Asskicker walk the walk with five tracks of serious Metal. Slamming it’s way home on tracks like “Bleeder” and “Knuckledropper” Asskicker deliver the goods in an old-school way without sounding retro or dated. A classic Anthrax type of feel is what I think of when I hear the rhythm guitars and that’s not a bad thing at all, it’s a hell of a lot better than the Dark Angel rehash I keep hearing. I have to point out the absolute brilliance in the disc’s final two tracks, “Asskicker” and “My Fist” which are hands down even more effective than most full length releases in the same vein. Recording is cool, performances are solid as fuck and I cannot endorse this enough. Really looking forward to hearing more. www.myspace.com/asskickermusic =Tom=


THE AUTUMN OFFERING: FEAR WILL CAST NO SHADOW-VICTORY RECORDS

It’s a sad and frightening state of affairs when you can not only judge a book by its cover, but all but fully evaluate it based on it. The Autumn Offering are, to put things delicately, a grain of sand in a desert of the substandard. Metal core, as a genre, has run its course like the bronze medalist in the Special Olympics. A cancer since its inception, it now seems that the bit of innovation that the genre had to offer in bands like Arsis, Light This City, and even Lamb of God, is being abandoned in favor of this drivel. It’s been done before. All of it. The breakdowns, At the Gates melodies, “Southern-fried” riffs, and forced vocals are all present, and all in prime, awful form. There is nothing new, much less enjoyable about the whole endeavor, and once bands like this stop being profitable hopefully they’ll make like Communism, and fall, fall, fall. But hey, it sells, right? www.victoryrecords.com Eric Bryan



AVICHI: THE DIVINE TRAGEDY-NMB RECORDS

Black metal once more rears its evil head in the form of Avichi’s “The Divine Tragedy”. In direct opposition to Blut Aus Nord, Avichi approaches the musical dark arts with the usual feel and typical speed that has become the norm in the 21st Century black metal offerings. Further, talk about a needle in a haystack in terms of information about the band – I found one little blurb about the one-man outfit: apparently we have another Quorthon (RIP) on our hands in that one guy named Aamonael handles all vocals and instruments for this release, leaving all pertinent personal info better left to the imagination. Hey, I’m a firm believer (especially nowadays) that if you want something done right in terms of music you do it yourself! Obviously Aamonael feels the same way. The only other information about him I’ve found is that he’s from the U.S., but other than that the music will have to speak for itself.


Now, we move on to the tunes. How is this CD, you ask? Well, it’s not terrible and it’s not great, how’s that? I like what I’m hearing, but honestly I’ve heard it a hundred times already, some better, most crap. For one guy handling all of this himself he’s done a damn fine job in creating an American black metal CD that can be appreciated, but the speed-picking, Burzum-sounding songs just fall a little on the “been-there-done-that” side for my personal tastes. I’ll follow this train of thought by adding that if you’re not at all familiar with the black metal sound from a U.S. perspective (I’m still not sure if we’re even allowed a perspective here), then I’d say pick this up and trip on the guitar work and gruff vocals that are seemingly “straight-from-Hell”. However, if you’ve been around the block as some of us older fans then you may want to seek out something else, or similar as the case may be.


Tracks include “Entrance to God”, “Purification within the Eighth Sphere”, “Messianic Deliverance”, “Phallic Insinuation”, “Prayer for Release”, “Taedium Vitae”, “Aeonic Disintegration” and “Separation from the Life Principle”. Overall it’s not bad listen if it’s something you’re really, truly, deeply into, but if you seek something a little different and not so run-of-the-mill then look elsewhere.


Six-and-a-half out of 10 Hammers – not bad, but not new either. www.nmbrecords.com


BARBARA: PEGER-HCB RECORDS

Israel’s Barbara has issued a CD titled ’Peger’ and I have to be perfectly honest when I say I have no idea what it is the band is hoping to accomplish here. After a bit of searching I have come to find that the band is deemed Grindcore, black metal, doom, hardcore (???) and “noise rock” which is, to my humble ears, rather silly in and of itself. What exactly is noise rock? What is its purpose? Further, why go into a studio and waste time and money making music that makes little sense and even less money in return? I understand the two members, drums and bass set David Opp and Re-em H, have been kicking around since the late 80s, and to be even more honest it doesn’t show.


The CD, for me, relies on bombastic noise that often sounds as if the band’s younger siblings or kids have broken into the studio and just began smashing away. It’s akin to imitating a wayward Bobby Brady from that lovely episode of the Brady Bunch in which he bangs away incessantly at the poor drum kit in front of him making nothing but…sound. For me, as a musician myself, there is little in the way of structure and feel which makes Varg Vikernes look like Chopin in every sense of imagination. I don’t know…if you’re into noise then this is for you, but for me it’s noise and serves no purpose whatsoever except to make noise and assault my ears with nonsense!


The CD has the tracks “Schnell”, “The Philosopher Under Pressure”, “Akum”, “No Compromise”, “Satanah”, “Evil Doing”, “Pray to Black”, “The Feedbacker”, “Never Mind the Screaming”, “Peger”, and “Shmaa”. I can’t even describe the vocalist except to point out my aforementioned comparison to Varg Vikernes, only less enthusiastic or interesting. When my friend pointed out that the voice slightly resembled Chuck Schuldiner I had to literally stop what I was doing to chase, catch and assault him relentlessly!


You think I’m kidding…I’m slightly exaggerating and I’ll leave it up to you to figure how much.


Just for the fact that someone out there may dig this I’ll give it a four out of ten Hammers, but it’s just a jumble of sound that goes nowhere, says little and offers less than that. www.myspace.com/barbara666 Chris Pratl


BLOOD RED THRONE: COME DEATH-EARACHE RECORDS

For those into the modern/tech-death scene, Blood Red Throne are probably not a new name. They’ve been stirring up press all through the metal world for a few years now, and rightfully so. For a young band, they’re very talented. The musicianship is solid, and the production of said music is crisp. However, there is one problem. The problem is, although the musicianship is great, and the production good, the execution, the songwriting itself, is a bit too sterile. It’s the same trap Decapitated fell into after the departure of Sauron, where the music got very technical, but the finesse got left behind. It impresses on first listen, but after that, there’s little meat to be chewed. Its not to say that “Come Death” is a bad album, as it shows a group of musicians on the top of their musical game, but if you’re looking for songs, and not recorded music lessons, check out old Decapitated, or even old Blood Red Throne, because this is not for you. www.earacherecords.com Eric Bryan



BLOOD TSUNAMI: THRASH METAL-CANDLELIGHT RECORDS

Bat. To. The. Head.


The 80s thrash scene is alive and well in some minds and souls of our current crop of bands emerging from the bowels of heavy metal. I believe it was Shawshank Redemption that had the epic lines, “Hope is a good thing...maybe the best of things.” So true is it for our metal…so true indeed!


Norway’s Blood Tsunami has taken every goddamned element of thrash metal and honed it to so perfect a point that one has to think of Slayer, Exodus, Testament, Running Wild, you get the drift. Born in 2004 with the sole purpose of creating pure, unabashed metal that crunches and devours the weak among us, Tsunami is made up of Pete on vocals and guitar, Dor on guitar, Bosse on bass and Faust on drums. I was one of the people sincerely hoping Bard Eithun would reclaim his throne as the BEST current metal drummer around, right up there with Hellhammer of Mayhem. His years away from the metal scene have done nothing to slow or stop him; he’s still amazing to hear! He also aligned himself with a stellar band that can pound the (un)holy piss out of anything within a five-mile radius.


Signed by Nocturnal Art Productions (owned and operated by Samoth of Emperor) the band began to make noise, both literal and figurative, among the underground and local masses in Norway, performing and getting the word out to all that they were there to be heard! I am utterly enthralled with this CD; it’s combination of all things old-school and brutal touches of death that would make Chuck Schuldiner proud convince me that this band is going to be around a while.


The track listing is as follows: “Evil Unleashed”, “Let Blood Rain”, “Rampage of Revenge”, “Infernal Final Carnage”, “Devoured by Flames”, “Torn Apart”, “Godbeater”, “Killing Spree”. I stress to you that this CD and band are to be given consistent and constant rotation in all of your music systems – they are amazing and should be heard by all metallers true to the scene!

Ten Hammers to Ten!! http://www.bloodtsunami.com/ http://www.myspace.com/bloodtsunami Chris Pratl


BLUT AUS NORD: ODINIST; THE DESTRUCTION OF REASON BY ILLUMINATION-CANDLELIGHT

Hey now, black metal that sounds really good right from the get-go!

Building upon my initial impressions this CD is hauntingly beautiful, a phrase I do not toss around lightly in terms of landscape-imagery and picturesque music, but it’s a perfect fit. Black metal music, to me, should paint a picture within the music, period. The Venom/Bathory/Hellhammer days of singing high praise to Astaroth tuned to D are over and in its place has emerged a Scandinavian scene that combines the darkest recesses of the soul with the gorgeous Norse landscapes and the hills and fjords that surround them, not to mention a rich history so deeply buried underneath the snow and earth. To find such turmoil and dimness in such cold, ethereal beauty is a task we Americans can’t fathom because we’re unblessed in that regard. Imagine creating black metal music to the landscapes of mini malls and Starbucks – makes you sick, yes? Well, thankfully, some bands out there offer us a small glimpse into their lives and homes.


France’s answer to the Lower-Lord’s calling is Blut Aus Nord, and it’s really great to see our French comrades nicely-represented. This is the fifth release by the band and it’s called “Odinist: The Destruction of Reason by Illumination” (Crowley, anyone?). I’m not sure how to accurately describe this band upon my first initial reaction, so suffice it to say that it sounds decidedly melodic, underground-demo-like, yet totally void of the sub-par production and wasteful disc space that usually always accompanies those early releases by practically every black metal band. In short, it’s a pretty amazing-sounding release with just the right amounts of both talent and foreboding that are often lacking in some of the more contemporary releases of the genre. The vocals, expertly handled by main man/founder Vindsval, are so low and breathy in the background that they are neither boring nor lackluster. Truth be told, they are just perfect for the mood and feel of the CD! Sometimes bleaker is better and this is as bleak as it can get! This is the first time I’m hearing these guys and I am certainly going to be digging up all of their old material after this.


Tracks are: “An Element of Flesh”, “The Sounds of the Universe”, “Odinist”, “A Few Shreds of Thoughts”, “Ellipsis”, “Mystic Absolu”, “The Cycle of the Cycles”. The songs don’t deviate from the intended course, yet they don’t remain stagnant and uninteresting. The scenery contained herein is nothing short of dark, depressing anecdotes we can only peek into if the hell inside each of us allows it.


I think a lot of people into black metal now realize just how insipid and downright silly the whole “scene” became back some 15-years ago; not much was accomplished in the way of musical advancement. Sure, Emperor, Immortal, Dissection, Marduk, Enslaved and Mayhem all made individual marks on the scene, but the losses in Vikernes, Euronymous and Jon from Dissection are enough to make me wonder just what the hell was going on out there that was so important that the music became secondary. In any case, my belabored point is that the days of black metal for shock are finally giving way to the sound I have in front of me and it’s a natural progression some three deaths and 10-years late. When black metal is at its darkest, most solemn place it’s the Blut Aus Nord soundtrack playing in its background.


Still, it’s here and you need to get this in your CD collection yesterday.


Ten 10 hammers all the way! It’s a must-have for any connoisseur of “true” blackness. http://www.e-c-h-o-e-s.com/ban/index.html Chris Pratl


CANDLEMASS: KING OF THE GREY ISLANDS-NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS

As a person who bought a Last Chapter album to hear the vocals of Robert Lowe, I will go on record to say he is the most underrated Metal vocalists of all time. His voice is fucking superb. It’s one of the most melodic, theatrical and all out powerful as they come. The delivery can make or break a song and he’s taken some of the oddest, incomplete ideas and made them sound epic. His work in Solitude Aeternus is pure legend. To wake up one day to read he’s lending his pipes of majesty to Sweden’s heaviest Candlemass, cool. ‘King of the Grey Islands’ is even better than I expected. While it’s got some hints of eiter rushed or in process to a part or two it’s few and far between. Instead you get instant classics like “Devil Seed”, “Of Stars and Smoke” which showcase Lowe’s instant impact on Candlemass 2007 and beyond. The last song on the album, “Embracing the Styx” tidies things up rather nicely. I’ve heard the band is set to tour the US in the spring of 2008, March I think. Get out there, it’s going to be fucking great. One of the top albums released this year for sure. They don’t make Metal like this anymore. www.myspace.com/candlemassdoom =Tom=




CARNAL FORGE: TESTIFY FOR MY VICTIMS-CANDLELIGHT RECORDS

Admittedly, this is my first listening to Carnal Forge from Sweden. Upon reading the bio I see the names Nile and Haunted, so I remain ever-optimistic for what I’m about to hear.


Fans of Nile will enjoy this type of music right off the bat. It’s structured chaos that has elements of both old-school thrash metal and newer hardcore meshing to make a great sounding effort. The recent rash of melodic metal bands emerging from the underground has been a pleasant change of pace from the already-tired mallcore crap that, surprise, seems to have run its course. These kids today have no goddamned idea what metal is about, what it takes to be a fan or a musician of true metal, but when bands like Carnal Forge emerge and kick in the faces of the long-haul fans it’s a treat for sure. The band has also made a couple of videos for two tracks on this CD, so keep an eye on some sites online to catch the video because I won’t insult you by telling to check “Headbanger’s Ball”, though they played the new Down video so anything’s possible!


Anyway, “Testify for my Victims” is a happy little collection of ditties to snuggle up to a warm fire with…provided you’ve set the fire in a fit of rage or spiritual contentment! Heavy from the opening track, “Testify for My Victims” and straight into “Burning Eden” (one of the videos to look for), “Numb (the Dead)”, “Godsend Gods End”, “End Game”, “Q.P.T.O.O.M.M.”, “Freedom by Mutilation”, “Subhuman”, “No Longer Bleeding”, “Biological Waste Matter”, “Lost Legion” and “Ante Mori” the CD is rage unleashed and a brilliant listen! The recent addition of vocalist Jens C. Mortensen has obviously been the wise choice since he handles the hardest of core with relative ease. I like it – 9/10. Solid! www.carnalforge.com Chris Pratl


DEMIRICOUS:TWO (POVERTY)-METAL BLADE

When I first heard ‘One: (Hellbound)’ the debut LP by Demiricous I was hooked instantly. I thought their nothing new approach second to just being balls out fucking Metal. Sure there were some Panterish slant to some of the songs but the Slayer-isms were as infectious as they were numerous. Still I did the chance to see them tear it up live and both times they were fucking solid and far more aggressive than I expected. Their second album shows the old “the more things change” can be wrong. As close the bands remains to the more original aspects of “One…” they’ve taken further steps to evolve on ‘Two…’. Yeah there’s some Slayer here and there and what’s wrong with that? Songs are a bit more core-ish, yet fucking balls out again, think old school think powerful. Quite a few highlights, there’s some shit on here that just smokes, and while not the most original it’s in the delivery. “Language Of Oblivion”, “Acid Lung”, “Appreciation For Misery” and “Stress Fetish” are the ones I kept coming back to. This band deserves to be heard. www.myspace.com/demiricous =Tom= 

DETHKLOK: THE DEATH ALBUM-WILLIAMS STREET

I’ve never seen a minute of Metalocalypse, the hugely popular metal inspired animated show on Adult Swim in my life. I’m not much of a TV guy and less of a animation fan however I might re-think my stance on the show after a few spins of ‘The Dethalbum’. Pretty impressive collection of songs you’d expect by looking at the images of the band and that’s kind of cool. Isn’t it always good to see a band who look like they sound? Progressive death with classic Metal throughout is a half way correct way to sum the band up. Put it this way all the instruments are performed at a high level without being overbearing and wankering. Really well performed on all fronts. I think the concept is cool and anything real and true to the core of Metal that ends up being successful, that’s great. This album, the show and even the ‘Guitar Hero’ games…that’s incredible. For now it’s getting “guitars” into the hands of kids. It’s based on Rock music and that’s a step in the right direction. I think I’ll watch the show to help it’s ratings. Check out the album, I can see a lot Death (Mr. Schuldiner would be proud) fans loving this album. www.myspace.com/dethklok

=Tom=




DEVILDRIVER: THE LAST KIND WORDS-ROADRUNNER RECORDS

I could give a shit what your perception is of Devildriver in 2007/2008. They’ve come a long way since their debut and have worked their asses off [aka paid their dues] on the road and that’s something no one can take from them. ‘The Last Kind Words’ is a good fucking album, drummer John Boecklin is a complete bad ass behind the kit and there’s enough riffs here to suffocate a lesser band. I’m looking at the band from a purely good/bad point of view and they’re solid as hell, this record especially is something of a very intense nature. “Monsters of the Deep” is a fucking mind blowing track and I can think of several bands who would be envious to have such a song on their own album. I’ve said Devildriver exists as only a gateway to better music in the past, that doesn’t work these days. They’ve come into their own and more power to ‘em. www.devildriver.com =Tom=



DEW-SCENTED: INCINERATE-NUCLEAR BLAST

Back in 2005 I interviewed Dew-Scented Vocalist Leif and we spoke about their album ‘Impact’ quite possibly being their ‘Reign In Blood’ but with out either of us saying it. Know what I mean? Regardless, we’re now two albums since ‘Impact’ and Dew-Scented have released their ‘South of Heaven.’ However this is 2007 saying this not a future zine editor freaking out in the parking lot of Peaches records back in 1988. Seriously this is a denser, heavier, lower and just more bludgeoning Dew-Scented and they give you ‘Incinerate.’ The style is what you’ve come to expect from these guys, straight forward modern thrash with Death tendencies up the ass. This album took a few listens to absorb but if you give it the time I think you’ll come to enjoy it. I wouldn’t say it’s a more original album than anything they’ve done in the past, but its feel is definitely one that’s welcome. Songs like “Final Warning”, “Aftermath” and “Everything Undone” are some of my favorites and I like where the band is going, evolve or die…even if it’s just a little. www.dew-scented.net =Tom=

DIMMU BORGIR: IN SORT DIABOLI-NUCLEAR BLAST

Not being the biggest fan of this band I spent months hearing people’s disappointment in this album before finally getting around to listening to it. So I guess I can hear some of the negativity and agree with it as well. It seems lightning struck with the release of their last album, ‘Death Cult Armageddon’ and everything surrounding that album was seriously over the top. For whatever reason ‘In Sort Diaboli’ has a ho-hum feel to it. A real been there-done that vibe that really lingers throughout the duration of the album. Where things were once spectacular and fresh on previous releases they fall short of eliciting any serious interest here. This is not to say this is a bad album, in fact it’s a fine record but for a specific and direct fan. Where as ‘DCA’ seemed to grab the attention of those in the know as well as those who had no clue, bringing them together as one I can’t see the same happening with this. The songs are OK, the production is clean as hell and the vocals are probably the most produced and accessible in the history of the band but I can’t seem to shake that “eh” feeling about the whole thing. Maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem the instant and World wide success story it was supposed to be now does it? Black Metal used to be a much more intense and unpredictable endeavor, this is nearing color-by-numbers stuff.

www.dimmu-borgir.com =Tom=


DUBLIN DEATH PATROL: DDP 4 LIFE-GODFODDER RECORDS

This is one of those albums you can already guess what it sounds like before you even listen to it. Well for the most part you’d be wrong. I was expecting a total Bay Area thrash fest with names like Zetro, Chuck Billy, Willy Lange, Phil Demmel etc. and what I got was even better than that. Dublin Death Patrol is a group of guys from Dublin, CA who just so happen to be or have been in bands like Testament, Laaz Rocket, Exodus, Vio-Lence and so on. What you get is Metal without the subgenres thrown in to complicate things. Metal for old guys is one way someone said it to me and I couldn’t agree more. Along with the originals there’s also a few cover songs most notably UFO’s “Lights Out” and “Iron Fist” by Motorhead. It’s a fun album that succeeds in just being a party album, nothing more, nothing less. www.dublindeathpatrol.com =Tom=



ELECTRIC WIZARD: WITCHCULT TODAY-RISE ABOVE RECORDS

The gauntlet has been thrown. The bar raised and the end result of a three year journey both in reverse and forward, they’ve emerged. Emerged victorious. Electric Wizard are one of the heaviest bands on earth. If there’s heavier point em out, there’s nothing like the Wizard. I shouldn’t even be writing this review, but I will. ‘Witchcult Today’ is the album we’ve been waiting for. After the necessary if slightly flawed ‘We Live’ and another member change the band quietly went in and recorded ‘Witchcult Today’ one of the best albums of their career. Gone are the start strong/end, uh different hymns on ‘We Live’ as they’re replaced with the best EW songwriting and arrangements with examples all over this album. Opener and title track “Witchcult Today “ things get off to a familiar sonically destroying tone but it’s song two, “Dunwich” where things like hooks and melodies are throw in into the Wizard cauldron and the results speak for themselves. Vocally Jus Oborn has found the perfect balance between buried and too clean as his vocals here almost add another instrument to the mix. “Satanic Rites Of Drugula” is an instant Wizard classic, heavy as anything on ‘Dopethrone’ and just a pulverizing dose of Doom. The guitar work is exceptional with Jus Oborn and Liz Buckingham complimenting each other’s patterns succeeding on many levels. The band (rounded out by Bassist Rob Al-Issa and new Drummer Shaun Rutter) fall into a groove so bone crunchingly heavy on “Torquemada '71” it’s not even funny, sick fucking sounds. Album closer “Saturnine” is another journey to planet Oborn and closes out one of the highlights in a year of highlights. Black amps return to tear the sky! www.myspace.com/electricwizarddorsetdoom =Tom=


ENTHRONED: TETRA KARCIST-NAPALM RECORDS

Belgium’s hated sons Enthroned is one of those bands that you either love or hate – much like Motorhead or Venom there just isn’t much of a happy medium between. For black metal the band is one of the top bands that just keeps on forging ahead and putting out some damn good music with which to hail our lord Satan. Since my first hearing of “Prophecies of a Pagan Fire” I’ve known that this band had the longevity and wherewithal to outlast most pretenders and hangers-on and they’ve done just that and more!


The band’s newest unholy offering is ‘Tetra Karcist’ and if you were going into this review thinking about hearing that the band has retained its firm iron grip on the black metal contingency…you’re right. From the very first note to the ending chords the CD is every bit the black metal masterpiece we’ve come to expect and bow to from the band. While most black metallers get lost in a seemingly endless see of mediocrity Enthroned will allow no such substitute. The offering has moments of slow and heavy complimented by fast and furious all deep within an evil cocoon. While I don’t revel in much black metal of the modern age, Enthroned has been one of the last bands to build upon its sound without reserve or compromise and each release has been one more red droplet in the Master’s Great Book of Servants! He would be amazed and proud that His hymns are being well represented on this mortal coil by a band that not only gets it but helped set the standard by which “it” is regulated and heralded.


The album starts off with the settling “Ingressus Regnum Spiritus” and sets the overall mood for something chaotic and brutal to appear from out of nowhere and there’s no disappointment there. “Pray” blasts out and re-familiarizes us with why it is that black metal is so damn important to our metal scene. The darkness, the brutality, the unrelenting assault that is rammed non-stop into our ears and makes us long for the dark is what makes this CD a must-hail-and-worship for the end of the year! The rest of the album is followed with the tracks “Tellum Scorpionis”, “Deviant Nerve Angelus”, “The Burning Dawn”, “Through the Cortex”, “The Seven Ensigns of Creation”, “Nox”, “Vermin”, and Antares”. The current line-up has Phorgath on bass and backing vocals, Nornagest on lead locals and guitars, Ahephaim on drums and Nguaroth on lead guitars and vocals. The unit is as solid as they come and as violent and traumatic as ever – this CD is one not to be missed, for if you do turn in your metal badges and wait for Hannah Montana to come to your local mall!


Ten Hammers In Satan’s Servitude! Buy or Die! http://www.enthroned-horde.com/ Chris Pratl


EPHEL DUATH: PAIN REMIXES THE UNKNOWN-EARACHE RECORDS

If you were to peruse my personal record collection you’d no doubt raise an eyebrow here and there at the eclectic mix of styles and genres I enjoy. One day I can be forcing my ears to bleed with some Nevermore or Bathory or Venom; the next I can be simmering inside some old-school prog like Necromandus, Caravan, Yes, Host or Decameron; the very same day Christina Aguilera or the Commodores can get me by nicely. It’s usually a nice mix-and-match such as this that helps one become not only a better fan and listener but a better musician as well. Also in this mix of music I enjoy is intdustrial/synthpop music as long as it’s good. Bands like Wumpscut, Mesh, Apoptygma Berzerk and The Retrosic produce some damn fine music with which to get lost in if your head is in the right place. To be honest, I’ve always felt that some of the hardcore industrial was the next natural progression from metal; some of it is filled with the same sort of hard-hitting brutality that we’ve come to know and love in our music if you know what to seek. That said, I was surprised to see a remix album in a metal batch of CD’s to review.


Now I’m not a Nine Inch Nails fan by any means – I find them music pretentious and unimaginative, but hey, that’s jut my opinion. Reznor does nothing that metal hasn’t done for years, whereas some bands I’ve mentioned would and do bury him in all respects. Anyway, back to the release by Ephel Duath called “Pain Remixes the Known”. Upon reading the press release I was very frightened to read that these guys were once black metal – why does a black metal band need to remix something? In most cases it’s like stirring a sludge pot of fecal matter that can’t do much to improve either the sound or the material. So when I heard the first track, “Hole I” I was taken aback at the level of “mixing” they did. It’s something that you’d hear in an underground club or a rave party; I’m not sure if that’s a good thing, but as far as the music it’s not bad. The band is described as “hardcore-cum-jazz metal band”, which I suppose is accurate enough. If I were to compare it to anything that I’m even remotely familiar with I’d have to say it sounds like a bastard pairing of some newer Wumpscut with elements of Retrosic. Both of these bands have some violent, wild music to share and both have the tendency to stir the masses into frenzied masses of violence and aggression – it’s sheer poetry! While I don’t mind it much as something to “groove on” when you’re in the right frame of mind it’s not a CD I’d pick up and pop in every time I’d want to be cerebrally hit.


It has some interesting moments of hard-beating pulsations that any clubber would like, but I’m just not sure it’s something hardcore metalheads would be willing to assimilate. For me it’s more like something you’d play at a rave party, not a gathering of friends who are excited to hear what you’ve gotten in your CD collection lately. It’s good for what it is, but it’s a bit like Apex Twins meets Nine Inch Nails in spots and that does little for me.


There are nine remixes of the song “Hole” and that right there sort of loses me as I’m listening in part because I’d much prefer something…else.


I’d go 6.5/10 – some might dig it, but I just don’t. I’d rather pop in some Wumpscut - Bunkertor 7 for my money’s worth. www.earache.com Chris Pratl


ENTOMBED: SERPENT SAINTS- CANDLELIGHT RECORDS

Entombed have put their fans through the wringer over the years. There was their initial burst where it seemed everything they touched was pure gold. There was the beginning of their Death N’ Roll era that was launched with the ‘Hollowman’ EP/ ‘Wolvering Blues’ LP and after that a weird period where they may have not been exactly as consistent as they once were. The past few years have seen some good releases but to me these records were always lacking something, like there were always a few good songs but not entirely good albums. ‘Serpent Saints’ is going to go down as one of their best! From the second the title track blasts you out of your seat you know this is a brutal Death N’ Roll attack done the Entombed way, the whole way through. Seriously this is a solid album from start to finish, some great songs and some unbelievable performances from LG and the gang. I cannot say enough good about this album, as a fan of Metal you owe it to yourself to pick this up. www.candlelightrecordsusa.com =Tom=

ESCALATIONUNIT CHAOS ENGIN: MACHINES NEVER DIE-CORDIAL RECORDS

After reading the bio on these guys from Germany called Escalationunit Chaos Engine (or EUCE for short) and finding out their stage show consists of branding irons, bullhorns, sound samples and other fun stuff I figured I’d be in for a pretty odd ride to say the least. The band is described as “Neo-Thrash-Metal-Core paired with percussion instruments”. I’m not quite sure what all of the various genre tags are for, but I’ll sum it up easier: hardcore and death meets industrial.


Musically they really aren’t bad. In fact, they’re quite good without using a lot of sampling that drowns the otherwise innovative music like some bands. It’s a lot of straight-forward head-banging music that is angry without driving you into a Prozac-laden frenzy. The songs have good flow, good structure and EUCE seems to have a good grasp on how to create a solid “core” CD that isn’t crap.


This is the band’s fourth release since 1998 and they have just completed a small tour of the U.S. last year. This offering, “Machines Never Die”, spills over into melodic death metal without losing the edge of hardcore throughout. It’s by no means a boring effort, and since I’m not familiar with the entire back catalog I might be more inclined to test those proverbial waters pretty soon.


Tracks include “Obsernation”, “Wake”, “Machines Never Die”, “Edge of Madness”, and “Riven by Grief”. The more I’m listening to this CD the better it’s getting, so I’d recommend it if you’re into the aforementioned genre meshing.


Nine of Ten – good job! www.escalationunit.com Chris Pratl


EVILE: ENTER THE GRAVE-EARACHE RECORDS

With the “success” of a band like Municipal Waste it seems like people are really buying the “Thrash is Back” campaign and it really doesn’t bother me too much. I had been reading about Evile for a bit and was surprised Earache put pen to paper with the band but once I heard them I knew why. I expected to just throw this in the “do not disturb” pile, I really did but I must say this album fucking kicks ass! ‘Enter the Grave’ was produced by Fleming Rasmussen (if you don’t know, don’t ask) and he captures that dry, tight and effective production to make these songs take that second step. “Burned Alive”, Thrasher” and “Bathe In Blood” are just a few of the highlights on an album full of them. Good shit and not a lighthearted note to be found, serious Thrash fucking Metal reminiscent of the best Bay Area bands circa 87-90. Lord knows there’s nothing wrong with that. Like I said I had my doubts, but the proof is here, check em out. www.evile.co.uk =Tom=



EXODUS: THE ATROCITY EXHIBITION /EXHIBIT A-NUCLEAR BLAST

Exodus Fucking Exodus! Let’s get right to it, album number two featuring Rob Dukes and a returning Tom Hunting. Results? Very good. Really liking this version of Exodus where they’re as productive as they are enjoyable, they’re creating some vital Thrash here but in no way is it dated. However there’s several riffs and or patterns on here that are direct descendants of songs from their previous [and godly] ‘Shovel Headed Kill Machine’ but that’s not something that prevents me from digging this record. I agree it’s weird to have a record sound like side three of ‘SHKM’ but it can always be worse. There’s a good mix of Exo-approved styles on here, good tempo changes and of course ripping guitars. There’s seems to be a slight nod towards the mid paced crushers and while I don’t mind em, it is a bit of a slow down versus the previous ‘SHKM’. I wonder if live pacing is/was an issue? Production by Andy Sneap ‘The Atrocity Exhbition’ sounds killer and I like that this production is similar to ‘SHKM’s’ so it’s like hearing almost side three of the last album. InstaExo classics in “Children of a Worthless God”, “Funeral Hymn” and “Bedlam 1-2-3”, this is all prime Exodus at their best, in the present. www.exodusattack.com =Tom=

The Foreshadowing: Days of Nothing-Candlelight USA

In the wake of the second wave of doom metal marauding in the door, one could argue that it has had more effect than the first. While Candlemass, Trouble, and Witchfinder General definitely still have an influence, the impact of bands such as Paradise Lost, Anathema, and My Dying Bride is currently being felt in every new doom band. The Foreshadowing is an excellent example of said impact. Atmosphere is the name of the game for ‘Days of Nothing,’ with doom and gloom for all. From the pessimistic outlook of the lyrics in general, plodding, ringing riffs, it’s got everything a doom metal album needs. It may be a bit too melodramatic for its own good at times, but that’s modern doom for you. It’s not perfect, but its not terrible by any stretch of the imagination. So, this is definitely an album for you if you’re sitting on a worn collection of My Dying Bride albums, and looking for a new group of sad demigods to bow to. The Foreshadowing have a lot to offer, here’s to hoping for an even better second album. www.myspace.com/theforeshadowing Eric Bryan




GAMMA RAY: LAND OF THE FREE II-STEAMHAMMER/SPV

All I can say is that it’s rather awesome to the tenth level for to get to review not only the Helloween this time around but also the new Gamma Ray offering ‘Land of the Free II’. From my Helloween review you might ascertain that my particular affinity lies with Kai Hansen, so I’m really amped to pop this sucker in and hear it!


The band has recently signed a new deal with Steamhammer/SPV which, for years upon years, has produced nothing but great bands and albums. From as far back as I can remember the label takes on no shit bands as a rule, so this signing has me even more amped (if it’s possible). So far it doesn’t seem to disappoint by any stretch. The familiar “Gamma-Sound” straight from Deutchland is ever-present, complete with awesome harmonies and sky-high vocals that haven’t lessened one iota in the two-plus decades Kai has been reaching them. I firmly believe this is the sound a lot of these “power metal” bands today simply don’t have the talent or direction to find. The disappointment for me is all of the keyboards and synthesizers running amok in metal since about 1995, but, if done correctly and sparingly, they can add a certain element to already-good music. The only example that comes to mind is Stratovarius’ “Visions” CD from a few years back, but in this writer’s opinion they then relied too heavily on said keys and drowned the music in mediocrity and boredom. I simply lost interest pretty quickly. Gamma Ray doesn’t fall short here.


The tracks are: “Into the Storm”, “From the Ashes”, “Rising Again”, “To Mother Earth”, “Rain”, “Leaving Hell”, “Empress”, “When the World”, “Opportunity”, “Real World”, “Hear Me Calling”, “Insurrection”. I have to say that Kai’s vocals range from the aforementioned elevated octave to a low, almost dismal tone that switches nicely and without losing itself within itself. Henjo Richter’s guitars, Dirk Schlachter’s bass and Daniel Zimmermann’s drums almost sound larger-than-life throughout this CD and I’m glad I got to review such a great freakin’ disc! I also hear that Gamma is going to be touring with Helloween in ’08 with special encore sets of Kai rejoining Helloween each night for some tunes!


Ten out of ten without trepidation! A definite must-add! www.gamma-ray.com Chris Pratl


HELLOWEEN: GAMBLING WITH THE DEVIL-SPV

It’s an argument I’ve grown so damn tired of having already.

These little ones running around our scene today (you’ve all seen them raging and thrashing at the local power shows) seem to think that “Power Metal” is made up of all the wondrous keyboards and high-pitched Kai Hansen-esque vocals. While it can rest somewhat on Kai’s amazing shoulders that power metal was really brought to its majesty during his tenure with Helloween oh-so-many years ago, some of the bands out there, nameless, of course, are freaking clueless. So are some of the fans.

Well kids, grab a seat – here’s partly where it began…but can it be that Helloween, the European powerhouse from my youth, still rages enough for this old fart?

Helloween, for those not in the know, comes from Germany and began its illustrious career some 20+ years ago with its first s/t EP, followed by the intense “Walls of Jericho” and the “Judas” EP in 1985 and 1986 respectively. Guitarist/vocalist Kai Hansen screaming at me to “Ride the Sky” drew me in and I’ve never forgotten how exciting it was for my friend Kurt and me to find the subsequent releases. The band parted ways with Kai not long after, but “Keeper of Seven Keys” parts one and two were all Kiske needed to solidify his tenure as vocalist for the fold.

Today the Helloween guys are made up of “Andi Deris on vocals, “Michael Weikath and Sascha Gerstner on guitars, Markus Grosskopf on bass and Dani Loble drumming.

The new CD is titled ‘Gambling with the Devil’ which already sounds like Lemmy should have written it (damn that “Ace of Spades”). The CD begins with a goofy-sounding voice (who I come to find out is Biff Byford from Saxon, so he gets a proverbial pass on sounding odd) supposed to be ethereal and haunting, welcoming you to the roulette wheel I suppose. I admit my heart began to sink a bit, thinking of yet another “Pink Bubbles Go Ape” catharsis, but it kicked right into “Kill It” and the heaviness of the Jericho-era was both evident and welcome! I also admit I’m not 100% familiar with this singer, Andi Deris, though I know of him from obvious prior releases. While this writer kneels at the altar of Kai Hansen and some Michael Kiske, this is my first true introduction to him with full-on, unequivocal open-mindedness. So far I’m not unimpressed. Hell, I’m even sitting here bobbing my head in old-school fashion as I type so that can only mean it’s getting to me where it should. “The Saints” is the second track that is really what power metal is about, my friends! The style, the feel, the emotion in the playing, it’s all there for a reason. To me, some of the newer stuff falls flat and can’t or won’t convey an honest feeling of unabashed metal; dare I even say it’s almost like these bands seem to deviate away from the metal genre and adopt the “Power Prog” moniker. It’s not an ugly word, fellas, and Helloween knows that!


Other tracks on this are “As Long as I Fall”, “Paint a New World”, “Final Fortune”, “The Bells of the 7 Hells”, “Fallen to Pieces”, “I.M.F.”, “Can Do It”, “Dreambound”, “Heaven Tells No Lies”. “As Long as I Fall” is the obvious AOR-friendly track that, all respect, reeks of that “feel-good” track some of the hair bands of the 80s tried so desperately to find the balls to make, but never could – because they looked and acted like girls! The only problem with this track is the intricate time-changes are too intricate; at times I actually had to check the CD player to make sure it wasn’t skipping. Sometimes less is more, but it’s a small complaint. After feeling fine and special and all of that noise, “Paint a New World” kicks in and immediately makes you feel really damn good with the power chords carrying the load as well they should. Old Helloween meets newer Helloween in this offering and it’s not at all boring or mundane. The rest of the CD relies on much the same formula to just being heavy and unapologetic to its rooted history in our beloved, but misused genre! “The track “Can Do It” was a little too AOR-like for me, but it’s nothing that most people would skip over at all.


To be honest and nothing less, this CD is damn good and should appeal to the many Helloween fans that appreciate the band’s persistence in metal and refusal to go away after various line-up changes, professional tragedy, and some less-than-stellar releases along the way. I say this CD is a must for true fans of true power metal who like a slightly updated sound with nothing vital left out along the way.


9/10 Iron Hammers Skyward! Germany reigns supreme! http://www.helloween.org Chris Pratl


HIGH ON FIRE: DEATH IS THIS COMMUNION-RELAPSE RECORDS

Right now and for almost a decade High On Fire can do no wrong in my eyes (ears). Album by album they progress enough to show artistic growth with absolutely no signs of slowing down [selling out] or fucking with the formula that has brought them this far. ‘Death Is This Communion’ is several steps ahead of the excellent ‘Blessed Black Wings’ and finds Matt, Des and Jeff Matz (who makes his recording debut with the band) experimenting as well as playing it somewhat safe by doing what they do best. Keeping it heavy, really heavy. Opener “Fury Whip” is similar to ‘BBW’s’ “Devilution” in it kicks things off fast and furious (yeah, I know) and takes off from there. Some of my favorite songs include the title track, the first single/video “Rumors of War”, “Turk”, “Cyclopian Scape”, “Return To NOD”…fuck I like em all who am I kidding? High On Fire deserve to be one of the biggest bands the world will let them be. If it happens, it happens but if not the chosen few know what we know and that’s all that matters. www.highonfire.net =Tom=

HORNCROWNED: SATANIC ARMAGEDDON-KETZER RECORDS

Okay, I have to ask, do we still have a war on Christianity? I’m just curious…I thought that went out when certain people went to jail a decade ago. Sorry, but when I see the facepaint and the little disclaimer on any current CD that tells me of a “pending” war we still have going I shake my head and wonder what the hell Venom started back in ’81. I mean, this damn war has been coming for 15-years already and there hasn’t been a dent, a nodule, a pin-prick in the movement yet! What are we waiting for?


Okay, that aside, I received Columbia’s forlorn sons Horncrowned’s “Satanic Armageddon” in my recent package and since I’m right off the wonderful Trollech review I’m ever open-minded that not all black metal is going to suck. While I admit I’m overtired of the “War” thing there is still some fine music to be had out there if it lands in your hands. This CD does okay for itself, but fails to impress me beyond the scope of “Been there, done that”. It’s the usual unrelenting hatred wrapped around a musical soundtrack that only Belial Himself could appreciate and sanction. While it does carry in the usual vein of fast picking and wickedly-inherent double-bass drumming the overall fury and evil are evident within, so much so in fact that Marduk springs to mind ever-briefly. Once again the vocals are nothing special or unique but if you’re into this BM style you won’t find them dull or annoying. While I don’t dislike it I just find it like much of everything else I’ve heard with little in the way of originality.


Tracks include “Christophobic Campaign of Annihilation”, “Breed of Nuclear Devastation”, “Hatred Anthem”, “Black Seeds of Holocaust”, “Dominions of the Cursed”, “Demonic Mark Inside (The Goatsoldier)”, “Satanic Armageddon”, “Rebirth Into the Acheron”, “T.B.M.M. Offensive”, ”Crowned is Hell” and “Triumph of the Beast”.


I’d like to rate this higher than a 7/10, but reviews solely on production value and some decent guitar riffs can’t garner a higher grade from me. For me it’s typical black metal that’s, sadly, all too typical. http://horncrowned.com http://www.myspace.com/horncrownedofficial Chris Pratl


ICED EARTH: FRAMING ARMAGEDDON (SOMETHING WICKED PART I)- SPV

It’s rare, but sometimes a band truly can bounce back after a very long “off period.” Iced Earth, despite a mediocre few albums in a row, have managed to come back with a vengeance on ‘Framing Armageddon.’ The album is one Matt Barlow (ex, now returning vocalist) away from being all an Iced Earth fan could want. Jon Schaffer (guitars) finally gave up the excessive triplet riffing, as well as the political lyrics, and the band itself seems to be happy with thrashing instead of power-chording to the middle. The thrash break in the title track, one of the most intense in the band’s repertoire, is proof enough that the fire beneath the band has been lit again, and they’re in prime position to take back the ground they lost with such “eh’s” as ‘The Glorious Burden’. If this is framing Armageddon, the end result will be truly devastating. www.icedearth.com Eric Bryan


IGNITOR: ROAD OF BONES-CRUZ DEL SUR

Well then….along comes this band out of Texas called Ignitor and gives the familiar edge to power metal we so desperately need. Female-fronted bands always have been a favorite of mine since the mighty Doro Pesch first invaded my senses some two-decades ago and, sadly enough, to most alpha-male metalheads the breasts and ass are the main instruments of worth on any unfortunate lass who steps in front of a sea of horny metalheads! These days the likes of Angela Gossow and Sharon Den Adel have fought and won the battle against such silly, if not territorial handicaps. That said, vocalist Erika handles the vocals on Road of Bones with all the fervor and intensity of a slightly-subdued Rob Halford ala British Steel-era. I can even hear a less-obstreperous Geddy Lee in certain areas and it’s quite cool to find that. Her high register is only complimented by her lower Lee Aaron delivery that holds water with any power metal vocalist, past or present, male or female.


Musically, if you’re looking for over-the-top soloing and riffs that twist and turn in a cacophony of structural mazes this isn’t for you. If some strong, solid rockin’ metal in the vein of Steeler, Sentinel Steel, Axe, newer Megadeth and Iron Maiden this is a band to check the hell out! I suppose what I’m saying is all of the bands that create these befuddled messes they call songs are usually lost in a mire of their own complicated tunes and fail to reach a true metalhead and keep him or her. Such is not the case here. This band is tight, heavy and solid in itself - so much so that it sounds like a release I’d have eaten up when I was a wee-lad some years ago. Those of you that have read my reviews (thank you…and I’m sorry) know of my penchant for the 80s; after all, it was my era and I’m particularly nostalgic about it. This band manages to find the time warp and make such a wonderful sound relevant and pertinent to this day.


Let’s meet this band of yesterday today: the aforementioned Erika does the lead vocals, Stuart and Annah shred guitars, Brendon handles the bass and Pat drums to near-perfection. The titles of this release are “”Death on the Road (Intro)”, “Road of Bones”, “Scarlet Enigma”, “March to the Guillotine”, “Wings of the Blackheart”, “Hymn of Erin”, “Phoenix”, “Broken Glass”, “Castle in the Clouds”, “God of Vengeance” and “Reinheitsgebot”.


My love for Judas Priest allows me to place none as high as them, but Ignitor hits a very close plateau – 10 out of 10 Hammers! Check them out and feel the grand disease of metal! http://www.myspace.com/ignitor Chris Pratl


JOB FOR A COWBOY: GENESIS-METAL BLADE

Can someone please tell me what’s so great about this band? What’s so groundbreaking and/or original that this album sold over 15,000 copies in its first week? Sorry, but anyone older than 25 will have heard this shit a million times and a million times better. Standard guttural Death Metal that can be heard and seen on Headbanger’s Ball and at any of the lovely package tours currently traveling the US. Sure this is well executed shit and obviously the band can play, but it’s just something the hype machine has overshadowed and there’s 5,000 other bands waiting to take their place. This probably sounds like bitter old man bitch and moan, and I suppose it is, but I can’t see anyone who’s been around the block at least once seeing anything worthwhile in this record or at this point in time, this band. Plus at the end of the day #1 Fuck Metal Blade and #2 what the fuck is a job for a cowboy anyway? Being in an overrated band? www.jfacmetal.com =Tom=


KULT OV AZAZEL/VROLOK: FEAST OF SACRELIGIOUS IMPURITY- SPLIT CD-ARCTIC MUSIC GROUP

Okay, as I’ve said before the U.S. bands know squat about Scandinavian black metal and should never be allowed to attempt to play such music. We know nothing of the fjords, dampness, endless cold and dismal skies, or loneliness and solitude of the nearest neighbor being 15-minutes down the lane. In short, we are too spoiled and decayed to understand the beauty and tradition of such a heritage as the Scandinavians possess, and the Europeans for that matter. We’re too busy with our MTV, our laptops, our outings with screwball friends and bandmates tying one on every night of the week to care about what we’ve lost. Soapbox aside, my point is this: the Floridian unit Kult ov Azazel’s split with Vrolok may be a good black metal offering if you’re into the same old boring USA take on black metal, and trust me, we haven’t one worth a damn! And if anyone mentions that freakin’ Havohej I’ll puke in my own mouth!


The myriad of U.S. bands that attempted to imitate Venom back in the early 80s all fell to the wayside; seriously, name me one US metal band that was doing what they were doing and lived to tell the tale some 25-years later. You can’t. I can’t. No one can…because it didn’t happen. Hence, everything started to sound the same and people tended to realize just how pure and true the originators of such music were. The short of it is that this CD, “Feast of Sacriligious Impurity” is the same damn thing once again, but not nearly as good as the same old bands from overseas that are doing it. You should get the drift right there. It’s literally a bastard son of a bastard son in some ways and it offers me nothing new or interesting. The vocals are typical barking, howling, and wailing in agony over faster-than-fast guitars and the wonderful double bass drum you can literally set a goddamned watch by these days. Sorry, but this literally does nothing for me on the side of Kult ov Azazel – leave it to the Swedes and Norsemen...please!


On the other side of the CD is Vrolok from Pennsylvania (again, not a fjord or cascade of mountains to be found), who at least made a conscious attempt to sound Norwegian, casting brief images of Emperor from time to time. However heavy on the keyboard this is, the overall “atmosphere” at least paints a picture of what black metal is supposed to be I guess. While I can say that the songs are shorter little entities of evil that cut out long before they become insipid or tedious, the music is tolerable only in that the typical black metal “Feel” is there throughout. Again, sadly, I must say that all of this music is the same as the band before it – long out of style, boring and unimaginative as a whole. I like some modern black metal as much as the next guy, believe me; I was around when the originals were spawned and saw the progression over the years quite vividly. That said, most of these bands just fail to impress me. That’s not to say that a band like Damnation from Sweden or Kill for Satan from the (gasp!!) USA can’t bring black metal some small bit of respect or prominence, and they at least try to make it interesting for me.


As a whole I give this CD a 5/10 – just not interesting or unique for me. http://www.kultovazazel.com/ http://vrolok.luxferous.com/ Chris Pratl


LIETTERSCHPICH: I CUM BLOOD IN THE THINK TANK- Tophetprophetheartandcrossbone

The fuck? I realize that this isn’t aimed at everyone, but come on, this anti-music stuff can only go so far before its just noise. Leitterschpich is a “band” that make industrial “music.” That said, this is mainly a bunch of guys who either aren’t talented enough, or too pretentious to, create actual music. Sure, it can create a kind of trance, but so can Blut Aus Nord. So can Ministry. So can Akercocke for that matter. Get the picture? Now, to be fair, this isn’t metal. It may be abrasive, but just because its not pop or rap does not make it metal. It has distortion sure, but there aren’t riffs, and there’s barely a beat. Music has these things, but Leitterschpich does not. This is not music. If you’re into the anti-music scene though, then by all means, have at it. I’ll stick to notes, time, scales, and all that malarkey. www.myspace.com/doomdub Eric Bryan



LIMBONIC ART: LEGACY OF EVIL-CANDLELIGHT RECORDS

With “Legacy of Evil,” Limbonic Art has created a new standard for symphonic black metal. After releasing five other albums and then disbanding, LA reformed on 6/6/06 (tee-hee), and began work on this. Well done gentlemen. A lot of modern black metal uses elements of classical and symphonic music, but as one can see in the follies of Dimmu Borgir and the like, it doesn’t always work. However, Limbonic Art manage to do what it seems only Sigh have been able to also achieve, and use said elements to accentuate metal, and not the other way around. From the first second of “Legacy…” there is literally no let up. No intro. No spoken bit. From second one, there is only tremolo riffing, and two pissed-off Scandinavians vomiting aggression out upon the world. While there is an ear for metal, very few bands sound as honestly angry as Limbonic Art. An evil legacy indeed. www.myspace.com/limbonicart Eric Bryan


MALEVOLENT CREATION: DOOMSDAY X-NUCLEAR BLAST

I’ve had such a soft spot for Malevolent Creation over the years. They had some fucking amazing albums early in the career and even when a dud or two would appear they’d follow it up with a killer. Along with their music they always had some great talent in the band over the years but that revolving door bullshit has never helped the band. When they hype for their 10th album started making waves it was reported their 10th would be a reunion album. So we finally have the much heralded Fasciana, Hoffman, Blachowicz, Rubin and Dave Culross line up so lets get right to it. I like this album a lot it’s got some classic Malevolent moments all over it as well as a few tricks up their sleeves. “Deliver My Enemy” is not only one of the highlights of the album it’s one of the best songs the band has ever done. I’m not surprised to report that as of October 2007 Blachowicz and Culross are out of the band again, but like I said earlier the revolving door factor has always been strong. Regardless it’s fucking cool to have their input on a solid MC release. www.malevolent-creation.com =Tom=

MARDUK: ROM 5:12-REGAIN RECORDS

The unstoppable war machine known as Marduk continue to roll and crush the World. ‘Rom 5:12’ their latest release is further proof of their superior fire power. With more line-up changes one would have to wonder if founder Morgan could have everything in line to reward the faithful and I’m glad to say he has. From the great production to the presentation ‘Rom 5:12’ is as essential as anything the band has done in the past and yes, those are bold words. The attacking Black Metal the band is known for is here in aces but more importantly it’s the mid paced and “experimental” stuff like “Accuser/Opposer” that sets things just a bit higher. Killer album and another in a long line of Metal excellence, long live Marduk. www.marduk.nu =Tom=




MAYHEM: ORDO AD CHAO-SEASON OF MIST

Who says you can’t go home again?

Many, many, many years ago (or so it would seem) Norway was up-in-arms over a small contingency of metal musicians that adopted the “Black Metal” moniker and set out to re-create the darker part of our spectrum. Leading the charge was Mayhem, whose name would become synonymous with black metal and death, leading them into a future of infamy. Church-burnings, murder, assaults, rapes, grand exclamations of evil to local papers- you name it and they had it! Well, those of you reading this know the rest…


In the middle of that mess was Mayhem’s brilliant offering, “De Mysteriis dom Sathanas”, a staple of the Norwegian movement and an instant classic for underground fans the world over. The singer, Attila Csihar, had a severely amazing vocal delivery that bordered on a low sneering whisper and, in the writer’s opinion, made the CD a legendary piece. Well, after a run-in with Varg Vikernes and general problem with Euronymous, Attila’s one-off recording was left to the annals of time and he was replaced by the lackluster Maniac, original